You Know You're From W. Virginia If...


-- You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table...
   in front of her kids.

-- Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.

-- You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

-- Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

-- You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

-- You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

-- Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

-- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, 
   "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

-- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

-- You take a six-pack cooler to church.

-- One of your kids was born on a pool table.

-- You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House 
   of Tattoos.

-- Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.



Thanks to Paul Benoit