I Know A Great Joke!


A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got
this great Redneck Joke..."

The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice, "Before you go
telling that joke you better know that I'm Redneck, both bouncers are Rednecks
and so are most of my customers"

"Okay," says the customer, "I'll tell it very slowly."