Jewish Redneck


YOU MIGHT BE A JEWISH REDNECK IF....
   -- You think a 'hora' is a high priced call girl.
   -- You light your shabbos candles from your cigarette.
   -- Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.
   -- Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name.
   -- You have a gun rack in your sukkah.
   -- You think KKK is a symbol for 'kosher.'
   -- You think marrying your first cousin is a Jewish law.