Musings

A redneck died and left everything to his wife. He put a provision
in his will though that she didn't much care for...she couldn't 
touch any of  it until she turned 14.

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Two old rednecks from the mountains ran into each other at the
local bar.  One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb."

His friend replied, "Yep.  Even tried me out one of those 'loose
women' ya always hear about."

"You don't say." said the first man. "Bet that was costly."

"Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk."