PERSONAL HYGIENE
     
Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-
me-down item.
     
If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
     
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that 
should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
     
Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work.  A cigarette 
lighter and a high tolerance for pain can accomplish the same 
goal and save hours.  Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water 
handy when using this method.