Redneck Computer Meenins Part 3

QUEUE : (1) idea as in she hasnt got a queue
        (2) stick used to hit poolball
RAID :  (1) roach motel
        (2)  wen the cops crash yur party
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: wen ya cant member wen yer wife asks ware
                      ya were and who you wer with
REAL TIME :  on TV live, not delayed
REBOOT : wucha do wen ya step in horse manuer
RELOAD : (1) fill the frig with 6-pacs and chips
         (2) wacha do after usin yer guns
RAM :  (1) lambs daddy
       (2) whacha do to a car goin too slow on the hiway
RAM CHIP : male sheep droppins
ROM :  (1) the jungle pimp-in-the-box
       (2) the Popes home
       (3) good to drink with Coca Cola.
SCANNER : watchin a female disco dancer
SCREEN : thing to keep the flies out
SCSI:  what you call your week old underware
SECURITY :  (1) bank guard
            (2) why yer gal wants to get hitched
            (3) wat the bank keeps until ya pays back the lone
SERIAL PORT : breakfast wine
SERVER : gal in resterant that brings yur food
SHAREWARE : wen ya use yur rummates clothes
SHELL ACCOUNT : gas station credit card
SOFTWARE : (1) them plastic eatin utensils ya git at MacDonalds
           (2) yer gals cashmire sweater
SPAM : meat for special occashuns
SPREADSHEET : wat ya put on the table for thanksgivin dinner
STATIONARY : not movin as most wives in bed
SUPERCONDUCTORS : (1) Glenn Miller, Doc Severnsen, Lawrence Welk
                  (2) ticket takers on the express train
SUPPORT : (1) drink fancy wine slowly
          (2) wat bras do
          (3) wat ya hav to giv yur ex fur the kids
TERMINAL : time to call the undertaker
TEXT : dude from Dallas
TOKEN RING : wat ya usta git on the merry-go-round to git a free 
             ride
UPDATE : wen ya rite a check so it cant be used until next month
UPGRADE : (1) when teechur changes an F to a D
          (2) skule term fur permoshun as upgrade to 2nd after 
              jus 2 yers in 1st
UNZIP : open yur pants
USENET : wat ya do wen ya bring in a big fish
URL : wat ya dont want the doc to say at yer yeerly exam
VECTOR : winner of the fite or race
VERSION : wucha dislike as in he has a version to broccoli
VIRUS : same as a code but wurse
WEBMASTER : female spider
WEBSITE : ware spiders catch flies
WINDOW : place in a truk to hang your guns
WINDOWS : wucha shut when its 30 below
WORM : (1) wacha put on a fish hook
       (2) watcha use a blanket to get
ZIP DRIVE : goin fast at NASCAR