Redneck Q & A


Q:  What is a Redneck's defense in court?
A:  "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

Q:  Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West
Virginia to 32?
A:  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q:  What do they call "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?
A:  A documentary

Q:  What do they call it in Kentucky?
A:  "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous"

Q:  How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
A:  Two.  One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

Q:  Why did God invent armadillos?
A:  So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.