Redneck Quickies


Q: Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools
   use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo
   and a northern zoo?
A: A southern zoo has a discription of the animal
   on the front of the cage, plus it has a recipe too.
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Q:  What do they call "Hee Haw" in Oklahoma?
A:  A documentary.
Q:  What do they call it in Kentucky?
A:  "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
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Bumper sticker on Arkansan car:
If you can read this, you're not from here!
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Q: How do you tell if a W.Virginian girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top,
   she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.