REDNECK SEX TEST


Answer True or False to the following questions, you have only
3 hours, so keep moving.  If you're not sure on a question, skip
it and come back to it later, time permitting.  You may begin.

 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. 
 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 
 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 
 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. 
 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 
 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. 
 7. Semen is a term for sailors. 
 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. 
 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. 
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. 
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. 
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. 
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. 
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. 
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. 
16. A condom is a large apartment complex. 
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. 
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. 
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. 
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. 
23. Pornography is the business of making records. 
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. 
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".