NOAH'S TOP 10 

10. Strange! We haven't seen another boat for weeks.
 9. If only I'd brought along more rhino litter!
 8. How many times around this place makes a mile?
 7. I never want to sleep in a waterbed again.
 6. I wonder what my friends are doing right now.
 5. An outboard motor would have made this more exciting!
 4. Fish for supper--again?
 3. Does anyone have more Dramamine?
 2. What? You don't have film to photograph the rainbow?
 1. I should have killed those darn mosquitoes when I had the chance!


--Pastor Paul W. Kummer, Grace Lutheran Church, Destin, Florida