Baptist Church At Campgtounds?

My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady -- always quite delicate and elegant,  
especially in her language.  When she and her husband began planning a  week's 
camping vacation, she wrote to a particular campground and asked for reservations.  	
	
She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern -- 
but couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.  After 
much deliberation, she came up with the old-fashioned term "bathroom commode."  
Once written down, she still wasn't comfortable.  Finally she decided on the 
abbreviation "B.C." and wrote "does your campground have its own "B.C.?"	
	
The campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all.  When he got the letter, he 
just couldn't figure out what the woman meant by "B.C."  He showed it to several 
of the campers, but they couldn't figure it out either. 	
	
Then suddenly it dawned on them.  The lady was obviously referring to the Baptist 
Church!!   "Does the campground have its own Baptist Church?"	
	
So he sent the lady the following reply:  
"Dear Madam, the B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in the heart of 
a beautiful grove of trees.  I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the 
habit of going regularly.  No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will 
seat 350 people at one time and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday of 
each week.  	
	
Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it, especially on Thursday 
when there is organ accompaniment.  The acoustics are very good and the slightest 
sound can be heard by everyone.  It may interest you to know that my daughter met 
her husband at the B.C.	
	
Also, we are in the process of having a fund-raiser to purchase plush seats for 
the B.C.   We feel this is a long-felt need, as the old seats have holes in them.  
The fund-raiser will be held in the basement of the B.C.	
	
My wife is rather delicate, therefore she has not been able to attend regularly.  
It has been six months since she last went.  It pains her very much not to be able 
to go more often.  As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially 
in cold weather.	
	
I will close for now with the desire to accommodate you in every way possible.  
Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with you and introduce 
you to all the other folks who will be there.  Remember, this is a friendly 
campground."