CHURCH BULLETIN Bloopers

 1)     Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be 
        recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 2)     The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on 
        people who are not afflicted with any church.

 3)     The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.  All 
        ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. 
        is done.

 4)     Evening massage - 6 p.m.

 5)     The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation 
        would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast 
        next Sunday morning.

 6)     The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.