Confused

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,  "Is the Lord
male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well The Lord is unique
- both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is The Lord black or white?"

"Well, The Lord is both black and white." 

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is The Lord gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey,
The Lord is both gay and straight."       

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks... "Is The Lord Michael Jackson?"