Movies in Heaven?

A famous film director, having died of late, arrives at the Pearly Gates.  
He is greeted by St.  Peter, who is delighted to see him.

*Peter:* "Great!  We were waiting for you!  God's making a movie, and we 
need a director."

*Director:* "No, no, no!  I am done!  I have been directing for thirty years, 
and I want to rest.  Eternally.  Get someone else."

*Peter:* "But you don't understand.  We have a script by Shakespeare."
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*Dir:* "Sounds great...I'll see it opening night.  I won't do it."
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*Peter:* "Our set design is a collaborative effort between Leonardo DaVinci 
and M.C.  Escher."

*Dir:* "Well, I really do need some time off.  Maybe next time."
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*Peter:* "It's a Bach score!  C'mon, you've gotta do it!"
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*Dir:* "You tempt me, Peter...."
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*Peter:* "Here's the clincher:  You've got an open budget, a tech crew known for 
getting stuff in early, and all the audition material you could dream of."

*Dir:* "Okay, okay.  I'll do it.  Where's the stage manager?"

*Peter:* "Over there.  But first, there is something I have to tell  you.  You see, 
God's got a girlfriend, like, and she sings...."