Disease Prevention

There was a priest who went to pay a visit to the home of a 92-year-old 
church member. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful 
old organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half 
filled with water and a condom was floating on top of it.

After tea, his curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it. 
She explained, "While in town, I found a package on the sidewalk and took 
it home.  The directions on the back said 'Keep wet and put on your organ 
to prevent disease' and you know, I think it works; I haven't had a cold 
all winter..."