Hot Dogs

Two Irish nuns we're on their way to a new convent in the US and on the 
plane ride over, one nun told that other that she had heard that Americans 
eat dogs. The other nun was rather aghast, but she said, "When in Rome, 
do as the Romans do..."

After getting settled, the more adventurous nun said to the other that they 
should go try one of those dogs.  So they set off and found a local hot dog 
stand. Each nun ordered one and the took their "dogs" to the park to eat under 
the trees. Finally one nun becomes brave and opened up the wrapping on hers.

She looked at it and her face turned bright red. After what seemed like an hour, 
she finally looked at the other nun and said," "So what part of the dog did 
you get?"