Hunting 

A priest and a hunter went hunting.  In the forest, the hunter spotted a
rabbit and took a shot.  He missed.

"Damn!  I missed!" he said.

"Don't say things like that!  God get's angry!" said the priest.

The hunter ignored this and continued looking for some game.  A little later
he saw a deer in the forest, he shot and missed.

"Damn!  I missed again!" he cried.

The priest looked at the hunter angrily and said: "Don't talk like that, God
will get angry with you!"

The hunter ignored this comment as well and continued hunting.  After about
ten minutes he saw a bear behind some trees, he shot and missed.

"Damn!  I can't believe I missed!" he cried.

Then the clouds in the sky grew dark and swirled around  The priest looked
up. The sun was blocked out and the clouds started pouring a thunderous
rain on them.  Then suddenly, a large bolt of lightning came down and killed
the priest.

A huge, deep, booming voice from the heavens said: "Damn!  I missed!"