LORD GRANT ME THE SERENITY
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS
I CAN NOT CHANGE
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE
THE THINGS I CAN NOT ACCEPT,
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE
THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE
I HAD TO KILL TODAY
BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.  AND
ALSO, HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL
OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY
AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS
THAT I MIGHT HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.