OH, THAT.......

Once there was a man who needed help.  He had just lost his job and his family.  
So the man decided to pray.  In his prayer he said that he had been a God fearing 
man all his life and all he needed was to win the lottery.  If he could just win 
the lottery he could get his job back and he could get his family together and 
everything would work out fine.

A week went by and nothing happened so the man prayed again and said, "I've been 
a God-fearing man all my life, please, just let me win the lottery so I can get 
my family back together and so that I can get my job back and then everything 
will be alright".

Well, a second week went by and still nothing happened so this man prayed for 
the third time and this time he was angry so his prayer went something like 
this. "I have been a god-fearing man all my life if I can win the lottery then 
I can get my family back together and I'll get my job back and I'll be able to 
live my life again.  WHY WON'T YOU LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY?"

Then a booming voice came out of Heaven saying, "BUY A TICKET!"