Pinocchio?

The time has come for St Peter's annual three-week vacation, and Jesus 
volunteers to fill in for him at the Pearly Gates.

"It's no big deal," St Peter explains."Sit at the registration desk, and 
ask each person a little about his or her life. Then, send them to house
keeping to pick up their wings."

On the third day, Jesus looks up to see a bewildered old man standing in 
front of him.  He asks the old man to tell him something about himself.

"I'm a simple carpenter," says the old man. "And once I had a son.  He was 
born in a very special way, and was unlike anyone else in the world.  He 
went through a great transformation even though he had holes in his hands 
and feet.

He was taken from me a long time ago, but his spirit lives on forever. All 
over the world people tell his story."

By this time, Jesus is standing with his arms outstretched.  There are tears 
in his eyes, and he embraces the old man.

"Father," he cries out.  "It's been so long."

The old man squints, stares for a moment and says,  "Pinocchio?"