Religious Quickies

Did you hear about that new, liberal Episcopal church?
It has six commandments and four suggestions.
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Why was Isaac 12 years old when God called Abraham to sacrifice his son?
Because if he had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice.
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"Do you know why you should always invite TWO Baptists to go fishing with you?"
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.  I invite two and 
they won't drink any."
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A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and 
saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'. 
White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great 
Nullity and The Blessed Emptiness. The man turned to a white-robed observer 
beside him and asked, .... "Is Nothing Sacred?  (Well, it sort of fit, didn't it?)