De-Frocked!! 


Q.  What did the bishop do when the priest admitted his homosexuality?
A.   He defrocked him.

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A priest suffering from a dry persistent cough went to see his doctor. After a 
careful examination and thorough blood tests the doctor told him, "I am sorry
father, but you have AIDS, and you're going to die." 

"Oh, my!  How horrible!" sobbed the priest.

"Yes, I understand, father," said the doctor.  "I know you must be disappointed 
about dying."

"Well, no... everybody dies.  What disappoints me is honor.  Used to be that 
you could trust altar boys...."

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Q.  Why do Baptists object so strongly to pre-marital sex ?
A.  They're afraid it might lead to drinking and dancing.

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You might be a preacher if...

  - Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.
  - You've ever lied, er, fibbed at a funeral.
  - You've ever suffered anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.
  - You wonder why people who have some time to kill want to spend it with you.
  - You get your second wind when you say "And in conclusion..."
  - The ideas you bounce off board members really do.
  - Your car tires are balding faster than your head.
  - You wish someone would steal some of your sheep.



Thanks to Paul Benoit