Teasing The Rabbi


A Protestant Minister and a Catholic Priest enjoyed teasing their Rabbi friend,
continually asking him when he was going to convert to one of their religions.

When the holidays rolled around, the Rabbi sent them the following card:
"Season's Greetings! 
Roses are reddish, 
Violets are bluish; 
When the Messiah comes, 
you'll wish you were Jewish!!"



Thanks to Raneboux


And from Kathleen Olivier, the Christian Counterpart:

Roses are reddish, 
Violets are bluish, 
If it wasn't for Christmas 
We'd all be Jewish!