College Student's Alphabet

A is for Alcohol
   :The key to surviving college
B is for Beer
   :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging
C is for Class
   :What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D is for Dancing
   :A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E is for Emergency
   :The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F is for Fucked-Up
   :Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G is for Games
   :Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers
H is for Hang-over
   :Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I is for Idiot
   :The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party
J is for Jail
   :Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K is for Kissing
   :What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L is for Lord
   :Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M is for Money
   :That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N is for Not Again!
   :What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
P is for Pee
   :What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q is for Quilt
   :What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning
R is for Reform
   :What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S is for Sex
   :What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T is for Ten
   :The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U is for Underage
   :Most of the drinking population in college town
V is for Vodka
   :The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour
W is for Worm
   :The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow
X is for X-Ray
   :How they can see into your stomach before they pump it
Y is for Yourself
   :The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z is for Zoned
   :How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking