Biology Class


Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban
girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which
under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its
normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smythe gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly,
"Mr. Perkins, I do not think that is a proper question to
ask me, you should be asking a boy.  And, I assure you, my
parents will hear of this."  With that, she sat down, quite
red-faced.

Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked
the same question.  Miss Johnson, with composure, replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Perkins.  "And now, Miss Smythe, I have
three things to say to you.  One, you have not studied your
lesson.  Two, you have a dirty mind.  And three, you will
some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."