Etch-A-Sketch


Purdue University has defined a lower cost alternative for Mac and NT 
conversions that also addresses the Y2K (Year 2000) issue: The goal is 
to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec 31, 1999.  Instead, 
everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. 

There are many sound reasons for doing this: 
1. No Y2K problems 
2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done. 
3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. 

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: 
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I create a New Document window? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it. 

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? 
A: Don't shake it. 

---Brought to you by the letters Y and K and the number 2. 



Thanks to Connie Cook