BIG Kid's Nursery Rhymes


This Little Piggy

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
This little piggy went wee, wee, wee bought some Depends disposable under
garments to solve that problem.
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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And his winter wasn't bad either.
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Mary

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
So she is suing the test tube lab.
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Fuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bare,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was arrested for indecent exposure and is now serving time
in the state pen.
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Garden

Mary, Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow,
Spraying pesticides and herbicides all down the row?
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Bridge

London Bridge is in Arizona, Arizona, Arizona.,
London Bridge is in Arizona, as a tourist trap.
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Peter

Peter, Peter wife beater
Had a wife and used to beat her,
'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell,
And sent that bastard straight to hell.
Then she sold the movie rights.
It's now a mini series on Tuesday nights.
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Jack

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candle stick,
And burned his dick.