Couple Of Stiff Ones


A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to 
the car and sees a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There is the strong 
smell liquor on her breath.

He says, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are 
under the influence of alcohol.'

She blows up the balloon, and he walks it back to the police car. After a 
couple of minutes he returns to her car and says, 'It looks like you've had a 
couple of stiff ones.'

She replies, 'You mean it shows that, too?'



Thanks to Robin Horasanian