Seminars for Men

In order to promote gender equality, this college will be offering the following 
courses to ALL male students regardless of class and rank. Enrollment in at least 
ten seminars is mandatory for all men who wish to remain enrolled here.

[Editor's Note, Some repeats here, but some new ones as well]

 1.  Combating stupidity.
 2.  You can do housework too.
 3.  PMS--learning to keep your mouth shut.
 4.  How to fill an ice tray.
 5.  Why a vacuum cleaner is not an appropriate Xmas gift.
 6.  Understanding the female response to you arriving home drunk @ 3 am.
 7.  Laundry techniques 101:  Don't wash my silk.
 8.  Laundry techniques 201:  Invention of the clothes hamper.
 9.  Life 101:  Learn to feed yourself.
10.  How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong.
11.  You-- the weaker sex.
12.  Reasons to give flowers.
13.  Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the washroom.
14.  How to stay awake after sex.
15.  You CAN fall asleep without it.
16.  Garbage:  Getting it to the curb.
17.  Bathroom skills:  Marksmanship-Putting down the toilet seat.
18.  Gimme a break:  Why we know your excuses are bullshit.
19.  The weekend was not created to facilitate sporting events.
20.  How to shop with your mate and NOT get lost.
21.  The Remote Control:  Overcoming your dependency.
22.  Romanticism 101:  Other ideas besides insertion.
23.  Changing your underwear...it really works.
24.  You too can act as designated driver.
25.  Reading directions:  Doing things right the first time starts here.
26.  Bodily noises...it's not a contest.
27.  The Male Ego...God's little joke.
28.  Fluffing the blanket after farting... it's really not necessary.