WAYS TO REJECT UNWANTED PICK-UP LINES

1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." 

2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?" 

3.) Man: "Want to Dance?"
    Woman: "No, thank you."
    Man: "Don't thank me.  Thank God somebody asked you."

4.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" 
    Woman: "It's in the phone  book." 
    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

5.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?" 
    Woman: "Female impersonator."

6.) MUCH OLDER Man: "Where have you been all my life?" 
    Woman:"For the first half of it, I'd say unborn." 

7.) Man inadvertently stares at a woman as she walks past him.
    Woman:  "What are you looking at?"
    Man: "I'm sorry, I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken." 

8.) Man:  "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" 
    Woman:  "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"