Get The Men

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only 1 (Men are good at screwing things up!)
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes
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What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's
time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better."
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How do men define a 50-50 relationship? We cook; they eat. We clean;
they dirty. We iron; they wrinkle.
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How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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