Bash The Women

Which is the difference between a woman and a bitch? 
The price of the collar. 

Why did God create the woman? 
Because the dishwasher does not suck. 

Why is a woman like a mushroom?
Both are beautiful, taste slightly musty, plus they can be poisonous! 

What's the only thing which can have the last word with a woman?
Her echo! 

Women!  They share our sorrows, double our happinesses, triple our
expenditures!