Why Boats Are Better Than Women:

You can ride in a boat any time of the month.

Boats don't have parents.

You can share your boat with friends.

If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.

If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.

Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you buy boat magazines.

Boats don't care how many other boats you have.

If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your boat.

You don't deal with priests or blood tests when registering your boat.

If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to apologize before 
you can ride again.

Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats after you dump them.

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.

Your boat never wants a night out alone with other boats.

Boats don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before driving your boat.

It's always O.K. to use tie-downs on your boat.

If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy new parts.

You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.

Boats curves never sag.

Boats last longer.

Boats never get pregnant.

You can control the speed and time of arrival.