TWENTY-ONE REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

 1. You can *get* chocolate
 2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate
 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
 4. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving
 5. You can make chocolate last if you want it to
 6. You can have chocolate - even in front of your mother
 7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
 8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate together without being 
    called nasty names
 9. The word "committment" doesn't scare off chocolate
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours 
    without upsetting your workmates
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
15. You can have chocolate at every time of the month
16. Good chocolate is easy to find
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate
19. When you have chocolate it never keeps your neighbours awake
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter - its always good
21. Illness by chocolate is usually short-term and is definitely curable