If Women Ran the World....

- A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because 
  he is breathing.

- Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control 
  methods for men.

- Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

- Baby-sitting, doing dishes, and making beds would be considered "Macho".

- The hem of men's pants would go up or down, depending on the economy.

- Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.

- Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey.

- Fewer women would be dieting because the ideal weight tandard would 
  increase by 40 pounds.

- Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.

- PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

- Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and 
  employment status, if they live with their mothr, and whether they have had 
  their shots.

- Shopping would be considered aerobic activity.

- Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

- "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuitissue featuring scantily clad 
  male models.

- Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.

- Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of 
  bedtime.

- Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they ere before.

- Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none 
  of the credit.

- Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".

- Men would earn $.70 for every dollar women make.

- Men would bring drinks, chips, and dip to women watching soap operas,

- Men would HAVE to get "Playboy" for the articles, there would be no pictures.

- Men would learn phrases like:  "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", 
  "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit", "Go back to sleep, I'll take care 
  of the baby", Etc.

- Men would be judged entirely by their looks, womn by their accomplishments.

- Men would sit around and wonder what WOMEN are thinking.

- Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.

- All toilet seats would be nailed down.

- Men would work on relationships as much as on their careers.

 - TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.

- All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

- Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend 
  to be single.

- During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date 19 year 
  old boys.

- Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

- After a baby is born, men would take a six week paternity leave and wait on their 
  wives hand and foot.

- For basic training, soldiers wouild have to take care of a two week old for six 
  weeks.

- A female employee would be noticed for her work performance, not her bra size.

 - Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding their wedding rings 
   in their pockets.