Men Bashing

How does a stupid man know dinner is ready?
        The smoke alarm goes off.

How can you tell if a stupid man has cooked dinner?
        The salad's burnt.

Why is swapping partners with your friend a big mistake?
        Because it's so depressing when you get him back.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?
        A chauffeur

What do you call 10 stupid men in a circle?
        A dope ring.


MAN:    "You're lucky we met. People like me don't grow on trees."
WOMAN:  "No, they swing from them."