More Men Bashing

What do people say when a stupid man enters a room with a beautiful 
woman on his arm?
"Where did you get the tattoo?"

You don't need to lead a man into temptation,
He can usually find it on his own.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?     
Get married on his birthday.

How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
Don't know, it's never happened before.

How are men like carpet tiles?
If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over
them the rest of your life.

MAN: "I think I could make you very happy."
WOMAN: "Why? Are you leaving?"

Woman to Man:
"Over eighty thousand sperm, and yours had to make it."