Let the Men of Wisdom SPEAK!

My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any 
reason to limit myself. 
-Emo Phillips

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweetcorn  
-Garrison Keillor

"Nothing is so prone to contaminate-under certain circumstances, even to 
exhaust-the source of all noble and ideal sentiments...as the practice of 
masturbation in the early years"
-Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing

I was the best I ever had
-Woody Allen

"I am so tired of all this talk about "straight" and "gay."  You cannot 
seperate men into two camps, "straight" and "gay."  That's just an effort 
to divide and weaken men.  The truth is, there are two kinds of men:  men who 
look good in a tank top and men who don't.  And the ones who do are insufferable."
-Roy Blount, Jr.

"Some people have big ones; some people have little ones.  Women have been shorted 
on them.  Nobody really want to know-but, on the other hand, everbody does want to 
know how his stacks up next to the other fellow's.  It's not so much the size of 
them as what you do with them and what goes along with them (Sure!)  There is a 
taboo against revealing them....SALARIES."
-Roy Blount, Jr.