THE 8 MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN A WOMAN'S LIFE

1.  The DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2.  The DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3.  The MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or back?"
4.  The HAIRDRESSER:  because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
5.  The INTERIOR DECORATOR:  because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it."
6.  The BAKER: because he always waits for his loaf to rise before he puts it 
    in the oven.
7.  The BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose 
    interest."
8.  The HUNTER: because he always goes deep in the bush, he always shoots twice, 
    and he always eats what he shoots.