What Men Are Like

Men are like:

  buttons - they're always popping off at the wrong time

  caterpillars - they got where they are by a lotta crawling

  character actors - when they show any character,
                     they're acting

  colds - you can never get rid of the bad ones in a hurry

  cookies - underneath, most are just plain crumbs

  crowbars - they're not much to crow about,
             but that doesn't bar anything

  crystal - some look real good,
            but you can still see right thru them

  drips - you can hear them, but you can't turn them off

  dry cleaners - most work fast and leave no ring

  fish - they keep getting into trouble
         when they can't keep their mouths shut

  flowers - they're often potted

  goats - they just love to butt in

  instant coffee - easy to make

  lilac - most can lie like anything

  magicians - they can turn almost anything
              into an argument

  rivers - the largest part is their mouths

  theories - they hardly ever work

  trucks - so much of the time, they have a load on

  wheelbarrows - they all need to be pushed