DEGREE COURSES FOR WOMEN

  1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
  2. The undiscovered side of Banking: How to make deposits.
  3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You don t need new shoes 
     everyday.
  4. Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.
  5. Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.
  6. An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new 
     outfit.
  7. Man Management: Discover how the garbage can wait until after the
     game.
  8. Personal Space:Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard 
     for your partners toothbrush.
  9. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you.
 10. Communication Skills I: Tears as the last resort and not the first.
 11. Communication Skills II: How to think before speaking.
 12. What he really wants: Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.
 13. Driving a car safely: A skill you can also acquire.
 14. Real women drink their share at a party.
 15. Telephones: How to hang up.
 16. Parking: Beginners Course.
 17. Parking (Advanced): Reversing into a parking space.
 18. The Natural Habitat of the Towel: Why they prefer the floor.
 19. Managing your weight: Its not water retention... its fat.
 20. Learning to cook I: Bran is not food.
 21. Learning to cook II: Bringing back bacon and eggs.
 22. Compliments: How to accept them gracefully.
 23. PMS: Your problem... not his.