The Operation

A man can't get an erection, no matter how hard he tries. He goes to his doctor, 
who say "I've got some ogod news and some bad news. The bad news is that the 
muscles in your penis are degenerating, and you'll never be able to get it up again." 

The man frowns, says "That sure is bad news, what good news could possibly cheer me up?" 

The doctor explains that there is a new process where they take the muscles from a 
baby elephant's trunk and implant them into the man's penis. 

"Well, the thought of life without sex is too much to bear. Let's have the operation." 

The day after the operation, the man is with his girlfriend in a restaurant. He is so 
excited to share his news, he gets a raging hard-on.

He says, "Honey, I have a surprise for you." He unzips his pants, and his penis flashes 
out, grabs a dinner roll off of the table, and goes back under the table. 

"Wow," his girlfriend cries, "do that again!" 

The man, wiping tears from his eyes, says "Give me a few minutes, I don't know if I can 
fit another dinner roll up my ass!"