Are You Out Of Your Mind?

The hero of this story is sitting at his favorite bar one night, when 
in walks a drop dead gourgeous young woman! The bar was crowded that 
night, and there was only one one place to sit: the stool right next to 
our hero!, Our hero, always the nice guy and friendly decided to strike 
up a conversation with his beautiful new neighbor. He no more than says,
"Hello, Miss..." When she turns to him and screams at the top of her lungs, 
“WHAT KIND OF A PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU PERVERT!"

This caught him very off guard, as all of his friends in the bar were 
glaring at him for trying to molest this newcomer. He slouched down as far 
as he could on his stool, and looked at what he knew would be his last drink 
here in a long time. He very embarrased by the situation.

After a few minutes the lady said to him, "I’m sorry if I scared or embarrassed 
you. I'm a psychology major and I’m doing a study on what happens to an innocent 
person when they are falsely accused of something in public. This is the fifth 
time tonight I’ve done this experiment, and the only common thread I’ve come 
across was every guy felt guilty and embarassed. Don’t take it personal. Friends?” 

Our hero looks at her with her hand extended, sits up straight, and yells out,
”EIGHTY BUCKS FOR A GODDAM BLOWJOB!!! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN' MIND!”