Ask before you touch...

During a long flight, a gentleman developed a serious problem.  He made several attempts 
to get into the men's room, but found it to be occupied each time.  The flight attendant 
noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps and had the look of anxiety on his 
face.  "Sir" she said, "the ladies' room is unoccupied.  You may use it if you promise 
not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

At that point he would have promised anything!  He went to the ladies' room, relieved 
himself, and sat there savoring the relief.  He noticed the buttons he'd promised not to 
touch.  The buttons were labled  "WW", "WA", "PP", and the red one was labled "ATR".

Who would know if he touched them?  He couldn't resist!  The curiosity was too great!  
He pushed the button labled "WW".  Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.  Such 
a feeling came over him!  "Men's rooms don't have things like this," he thought.  
Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the button labled "WA".  Warm air replaced 
the warm water.

It dried his underside thoroughly.  The warm air stopped.  Without hesitation, he pressed 
the "PP" button.  A large powder puff caressed  his bottom adding the fragile scent of 
spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure.  "The ladies' room is more than a restroom," 
he thought, "this is a place of tender loving care!"  When the powder puff had quit, he 
pushed the red button marked "ATR" knowing this must be the ultimate joy in the ladies' 
room experience!

He knew he was in the hosptial as soon as he opened his eyes.  A nurse was starring down 
at him with a smirk on her face.  "What happened? How did I get here?  The last thing I 
remember, I was in the ladies' room on the plane."

The nurse replied, "you pushed too many buttons, Sir."  Her smirk expanded to a grin.  
"The last button, marked 'ATR', was an automatic tampon remover-- your penis is under 
your pillow."