Barracks' Door Is Open 


While taking dictation one morning, a secretary noticed that her boss's fly was 
open. Upon leaving the room she said: "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."  
He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was 
open, and got it.  He then decided to have a little fun and called her back into 
his office. 

"By the way, Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door was open 
this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" 

"Why, no, sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on 
two duffel bags." 


I used to tell this joke as "your garage door is open."  It went like this:
The boss asked, "did you notice a long white Cadillac in my garage?" and the 
secretary replied, "no sir, I noticed a small red Volkswagen with a couple of 
flat tires."