Parlez-vous francais? 

A Texan is visiting Paris, and in the middle of a hot afternoon, after drinking 
liters and liters of water, he feels the call of nature.  He just happens to be 
in the Tuileries Garden and goes over to the "urinoir" a brick walll with a small 
gutter at its base.

He whips it out and is immediately joined by a small Frenchman who is not shy at 
all about ogling the Texan's plumbing.  The Texan doesn't cotton much to queers, 
so he gives the guy a push on the shoulder and warns: "Say, Bo, move on!"

The Frenchman responds: "C'est beau?  O, non, monsieur, c'est MAGNIFIQUE!"