Condoms Plus

A man walks into a drugstore, goes over the the pharmacist, and says, "Give 
me some condoms with insecticide". 

The pharmacist says, "Don't you mean spermicide?" 

The man says, "No, I mean insecticide." 

The pharmacist then asked, "Why insecticide?" 

The man replied, "Well, my wife's gotten a bug up her ass, and I'm going in 
after it!"