What Size Condom?

Two old ladies (Ethel and Enid) were waiting for a bus and Ethel was smoking 
a cigarettes. It started to rain so she reached into her bag,took out a condom 
and after cutting off the tip, she slipped it over her cigarette and continued 
to smoke.

"Hey, that's a good idea." Enid said. "What is it that you put over your 
cigarette?"

"A condom," Ethel replied.

"Where do you get them from?" Enid asked and Ethel told her friend that she could 
get them at any pharmacy.

Later that day Enid went to a drug store and asked for a condom. The pharmacist 
was rather puzzled that someone so elderly would be interested in condoms, but 
he asked her what size she would like.

"Um, I didn't know they came in sizes....Oh I've got it, one that will fit a 
Camel," she replied.