Personal Ad

There was this lady who was recently widowed and was now looking for a new 
companion to spend some time with. After several months of searching, she 
decides to run an ad in the paper.

"Fun, exciting widow, seeking man for relationship. Must not beat me, or run 
away either, and must be good in bed."

After months of calls and tons of mail, she finally invited one respondant who 
sounded like a good prospect for a new mate, over for dinner. Later that day,
the doorbell rings, so she hurriedly rushes to the door expecting her prince 
charming, only to find this man with no arms and no legs at the door. She asks, 
may I help you?  

The man says, "I'm responding to your peronal ad. I have no arms so I can't beat 
you, I have no legs so I can't run away." 

The woman says, "Yes, that's nice, but how do I know you're good in bed?" 

The man replies, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?".