Sex Therapy A married couple were seeing a sex therapist because their sex life has diminished. The therapist prescribed a pill to improve their sex drive. Upon their next visit to the therapist, he asked if the pills had worked. The woman replied, "Oh, yes. He didn't even wait until we were finished with dinner. He threw everything off the table and ripped my clothes off of me and we made mad, passionate love on the table." "Oh, my", replied the therapist. "I'm sorry it got so out of hand. I bet the place is a mess." "Oh, it doesn't matter", replied her husband. "We don't plan to eat in that restaurant anymore anyway."